Three rugby fans were on their way to the State of Origin game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the fan from Brisbane took off his Queensland cap and placed it over her right breast.
The second Queensland fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the lone NSW fan took off his Blues cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the first Queensland cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the second Queensland cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the NSW cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The NSW fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am surprised. Normally when I look under a NSW hat, I find an asshole".
GO THE MAROONS
QUEENSLANDER !!!!
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Not that I follow either side or anything.. just throught I'd let you all see what type of things go on over here while there's an important game on.. some of the things we ozzies come up with eh?
