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Wait, it's just the air? You've cleaned the floors, counter tops, sinks, fridges, and walls and it still smells? There's only one solution:
Invite 30 of your closest friends over to your house. Hand out pieces of peppermint gum to everyone (or cinnamon if you're awesome). Lock the door, put some pillows on the ground, and then play a few rounds of "whomever passes out last from hyperventilating wins". I'll tell you a secret—everybody wins.
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