The last time I went to my Dr. for my routine check-up, she made the comment "Your vaginal walls are thin and very dry." I responded with a chuckle, "That's because I'm not thinking good thoughts right now."
Had she been in my den last night, she'd have gotten some in the eye.(alas, I was alone)
Must say, I was damned proud of myself...over 50 and still messing up the sofa.
