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Giant Hamburger · 06-09-2003, 01:24 PM

Dear Friends,

GREETINGs!
I presume this post will not be a surprise to you. Through the courtesy of this business
opportunity, I am Giant Hamburger, and surviving offspring of the late General
Doublemeat Hamburger of Nabimbia,who died in 2001 due to unsuspected volcano.
May his souls rest in peace! My father was our nation’s Minister of Delicious Food. To his mournful family he left in unclaimed contractuals proceeds totaling $ A VERY LARGE NUMBER
from a livestock deal with the Finance Minister of Monrovia. Due to war currently in the first country I mentioned, it is not safely put my family investment here. Our ultra super expensive
properties have been closed down, and the money is in discreet keepings of various parastatals. That's right, parrastatals.
Your Business and name of honesty were given in confidence by the Tilted Forim Project (ForeignTrade Division). Information regarding the viability of your Business concern gingered me into soliciting for you. Mother Burger seriously advised me to move these funds into overseas account—all we require is a willing foreign partner. Your nether areas of specialisation will not be a hinderance to the successful actualising of this transaction. Upon transfer of this beneficiary sum into the Bank Account in your Country, you will retain 43 percent of the total sum, and 7.5 percent will be set aside to take care of such incidental expenses. Also, 23 percent will be plunged deeply into your Business concern for purposes of high-profile investment. The rest shall be used to settle my family’s advanced stage of relocation to YET ANOTHER COUNTRY
for asylum. For your information, my aggrieved mother burger has the blessing of this Business modality. It is pertinent to state here that our transaction is based on faith, and for the safety the burger family, I appeal that you keep this with Top Secret.

I have abundant flavor, and your immediate response will be appreciated and all remittance
concerning this excellent transaction swung into action. Also we request your private and office phone number to open communication with you. Please, note that there are troubles or dangers involved.
Yours famously,
Giant Hamburger

06-09-2003, 01:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Dear Friends, GREETINGs! I presume this post will not be a surprise to you. Through the courtesy of this business opportunity, I am Giant Hamburger, and surviving offspring of the late General Doublemeat Hamburger of Nabimbia,who died in 2001 due to unsuspected volcano. May his souls rest in peace! My father was our nation’s Minister of Delicious Food. To his mournful family he left in unclaimed contractuals proceeds totaling $ A VERY LARGE NUMBER from a livestock deal with the Finance Minister of Monrovia. Due to war currently in the first country I mentioned, it is not safely put my family investment here. Our ultra super expensive properties have been closed down, and the money is in discreet keepings of various parastatals. That's right, parrastatals. Your Business and name of honesty were given in confidence by the Tilted Forim Project (ForeignTrade Division). Information regarding the viability of your Business concern gingered me into soliciting for you. Mother Burger seriously advised me to move these funds into overseas account—all we require is a willing foreign partner. Your nether areas of specialisation will not be a hinderance to the successful actualising of this transaction. Upon transfer of this beneficiary sum into the Bank Account in your Country, you will retain 43 percent of the total sum, and 7.5 percent will be set aside to take care of such incidental expenses. Also, 23 percent will be plunged deeply into your Business concern for purposes of high-profile investment. The rest shall be used to settle my family’s advanced stage of relocation to YET ANOTHER COUNTRY for asylum. For your information, my aggrieved mother burger has the blessing of this Business modality. It is pertinent to state here that our transaction is based on faith, and for the safety the burger family, I appeal that you keep this with Top Secret. I have abundant flavor, and your immediate response will be appreciated and all remittance concerning this excellent transaction swung into action. Also we request your private and office phone number to open communication with you. Please, note that there are troubles or dangers involved. Yours famously, Giant Hamburger