I've been saving these for girls at the pistol range:
Are you excited? I can practically smell the CLP already.
Oh, my... I'd love to slide my sturdy bolt into your tight action.
Just imagine how tight it'll lock up right before I squeeze the trigger.
Let's talk about putting my upper and your lower together for a little NFA action.
Don't worry about a double-feed baby, I can clear any jam with one hand.
Once I rod out your barrel, your rifling will never be the same.
Ya know, I've got a high capacity magazine - I can shoot all night.
