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When I'm nervous, my intestines clench like the Rambo's fist around a huge knife right before he's going to go kill a bunch of Asians. This means several things:
1) Don't get nervous. Ever. Especially when it counts. You don't want an intestinal walk out when you're on a date with the hot Israeli chick you met at Green Peace. This means preparation; calming exercises like yoga, meditation, psyching myself out and the works.
2) Don't have lactose or carbohydrates in your gut when you've gotta do something that's important. Gas only makes things worse.
3) Don't wear those tight, Lenny Kravitz leather pants you like so much. Too much gut pressure is only going to make things worse. Tight jeans and the like are great for showing off, but junk display can't undo the damage of a really loud duodenum mating call during an interview or date.
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