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after being "with" a friend of a friend's girlfriend (in an upstairs bathroom) at a cabin party way in the north woods one night, I realized my mistake when he came pounding on the door and hollering bloody murder.... I made my daring escape out of the second story window by jumping out naked and landing in a bush (the bad kind not the good kind) then snuck around to the back and hopped in the lake (still naked) and tried to pass myself off as skinny dipping. grabbed a towel off the dock and saw him running towards me...dropped the towel and ran like hell through the woods, then climbed this cliff-thing that was about 50 ft high and wet/muddy as hell from the rain. It'd been awhile since I'd done my last (blank) and the adrenaline made my sobriety come out (or at least my agility) and I managed to get up to the top while he couldn't. He stood at the bottom yelling at me while I threw rocks at him from the top (still naked) ...and I ended up passing out up there and walking home through the woods in broad daylight . still naked. and bug-bitten as HELL with scratches, etc all over me .He and his (possibly ex, now) girlfriend had already left apparently the prev. night...luckily...oh yea on the way back I saw my other friend passed out in the middle of the road (remember this was way backwoods where no cars, etc.) but I was to embarrassed about being naked to wake him up
spose that's not the craziest thing i've ever done but it's a pretty good story I think
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These are the good old days.
How did I become upright?
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