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Originally Posted by LordEden
I know it's the WK and he is concise and to the point, but I wanted to hear him rant. I always love hearing other people in the trenches (kitchens) give a shoutout.
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Okay fine...
1. If it's a signature dish or a special for the night. Don't try to change it. I worked hard on it. I'm the chef. You're the fat fuck that thinks he knows better.
2. If you ask for 'sauce on the side' I'm gonna dip my finger in it. Then the server is gonna dip his finger in it.
3. Your server is making up everything he/she is saying about that glass of wine they recommended.
4. You can't tell the temperature of lamb just by looking at it. Don't act you're the only one in the world that can. Same with Veal, Pork, or Chicken...
5. If you snap or wave to get your servers attention, they will bitch about it in the kitchen. I'm gonna make sure your food takes forever.
6. When your server says that he/she will be happy to fix the mistake the kitchen has made with your meal; they are lying to you. Either they made the mistake or you're a fucktard and forgot what you ordered. I don't make mistakes.
7. Anthony Bourdain is God.