Retail:
1. Nobody loves your kids as much, or thinks they are as darling, as you do.
2. When a child has a candy wrapper in their hand and asks if you have trash can ... pick up the trash can so
they can put it into the trash. If you stick your hand out for the wrapper, the little darling will stick a blob of wet, sticky, chewed bubble gum onto the palm of your hand so that they can eat the candy they just bought/unwrapped.
3. Yes, we know the prices of XYZ are different at Cosco. If you want to buy 1000 of them at Cosco, go for it. We sell them individually.
4. If you think an employee is ignoring you, they might just be waiting for you to hang up your danged cell phone before they finish helping you. Some people get angry when you interrupt their phone calls; others get angry when you wait for them to hang up. We can't win. We know this.
Quality Control ~ Printers
1. If your new printer already has a print count of approximately 400 pages, consider yourself lucky. Your printer was one of the
very few that made it into the lab that does more extensive testing. They checked for paper jams, errors, print quality for both text and graphics, print speed, and a host of other things. And it passed.
2. If you turn out the lights and notice there is light coming from inside your printer, don't panic and grab a fire extinguisher. A few (expensive) models that we worked with had a light inside that helped keep the ink warm.
3. If your printer uses solid ink (like blocks or crayons) don't turn it off overnight if you plan to use it soon after you turn it back on. Some models take quite a while to re-melt the ink. Calling customer service won't make it melt any faster.
5. Laser printers ~ if you get toner dust on your clothing when changing the cartridge, DONT try to wash it off with water or rub it off. Try using a small vacuum, or try shaking it off if a small spill.