LordEden

Computer Jockey:

1. Backup, for the love of god and EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, BACK YOUR SHIT UP! You have 4 years of .pdf files and emails sitting in your inbox? Oh, you didn't know that MS Outlook has a size limit on their .pst files (2 gig). You know what the fix is for that, a program that clips off the end of your file to make it small enough to be opened again with no chance of getting that 25 meg back. If you made it, back it up! If you downloaded it and don't want to again, BACK IT UP! 10 mintues a day backing up your data, you might save you alot of time and effort/your ass/your job.

Cook/Chef:

1. STOP BEING PICKY! Yeah, yeah, you might be allergic to pine nuts, that's ok to ask for no pine nuts in your pasta. If you think you don't like them, Eat the fuckers anyway. Line cooks are some of the most underpaid employees on the planet for the work they do. Think about the guy cooking your fish on a friday night at a nice resturant (not fucking chillis/applebees/TGIF) and the 100+ orders he has put out in the last hour. He's trying to keep everything under control and all the plates looking nice for the expo chef. Then he gets your ticket; extra pasta, light sauce, no pinenuts, add olives, no scallots, add red onions, pancetta on the side. You know the first words out of this guy mouth is? WHAT THE FUCK CHEF? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS?!? He's not going to like you and he is NOT going to cook your food to the best of his abilities. You fucked up his chi, his flow, his mojo. You are going to get a shit plate, just good enough to pass inspection. Don't be picky, eat what you are served.

2. Don't order well done steaks, you just have officially paid $25 bucks for beef jerky. Most likely you are getting this shitty end of the steak cause you are eating shoe leather anyway. Blood is good for you.

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