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Plan9 · 02-04-2009, 07:56 PM

I bought this girlfriend lingerie once. It had brightly colored humans skulls on it.

Because I associate sex with the massacre of a million of my potential offspring.

So sad, really. A million little white-capped Micheal Phelps paddling along to their demise.

And what better to adorn the source of human creation, the vajayjay, than the symbol of death?

We had a fight over my nail polish color and her constantly calling me Micheal Constantine.

So I put it in the trash one night -- while I was leaving -- under some empty cans of Chunky soup.

How fitting. Perhaps a transvestite hobo is wearing it right now. And thinking of me.

02-04-2009, 07:56 PM	#143 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I bought this girlfriend lingerie once. It had brightly colored humans skulls on it. Because I associate sex with the massacre of a million of my potential offspring. So sad, really. A million little white-capped Micheal Phelps paddling along to their demise. And what better to adorn the source of human creation, the vajayjay, than the symbol of death? We had a fight over my nail polish color and her constantly calling me Micheal Constantine. So I put it in the trash one night -- while I was leaving -- under some empty cans of Chunky soup. How fitting. Perhaps a transvestite hobo is wearing it right now. And thinking of me. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-04-2009 at 08:18 PM..