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Sold a perfectly good money-making business, sold our house, and moved to a small town were jobs were/are rare. Still waiting to see how that turns out.
Otherwise, crazy-wise, while out with high school friends, we dismantled an aluminum picnic bench in a park and reassembled it around a basketball hoop pole standing on end. I'm sure the park workers spent a few seconds figuring that one out.....
Oh, and when I had a paper route (waaaaay back when kids could have a route) I smashed a bunch of cat shit in the coupons section of a Sunday paper destined for some old folks because the asshole delivery boy kept stealing the other kid's papers for his own profit. We never did have another stolen paper after that.
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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