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Hey Dad, is it me, or is this cracker stale?
Oughtta be, son. It's 2000 years old.
Flechettes for the edges? It's an objet dart.
If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret," would you know just what to do or where to keep it?
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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