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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Where's the Chuck Norris-style action? C'mon, TFP.
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My first day of grappling, age 16 (I think). My teacher was a bit of a hardass with a quirky sense of humor. i decided to volunteer to go first. As soon as he got on the mats, I charged him full speed, something I've never done before or since (as it's generally such an unprofessional thing, it's just not done). I caught him off guard and floored him immediately. He turned around and had me in some sort of arm lock in a fraction of a second, but I didn't want to tap out. He spun around and kneed me square on the nose, as hard as he could. There was blood everywhere, but I didn't tap out. As he was about to add the extra pressure needed to dislocate, I suddenly yelled, "OH CRAP!". He turned and looked at me, and I breathed out of my nose suddenly ,covering his chest and face in blood. I guess it did the job, because he let go long enough for me to get the upper hand.
I didn't win, but he said that the "nose blower" (my name for it) was the most original move he'd ever seen.