The fun house mirrors that make me appear 30 pounds slimmer,
are on back order...so
for now, I am having fun posing in front of
the electric blue colored witches ball,
on my neighbors lawn.
It is five degrees below zero farenheit-with a 30 mph breeze.
99.9 percent of the small town inhabitants are very depressed republicans.
If I take my gloves and hat off,
it will probably make the front page of our 5 page gossip rag newspaper.
I will send you a copy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Ring!
You have summoned me.
For you, I will fill my electronic tongue with blood and wag it.
It is nice to be missed. There is little room in this modern world for giant hamburgers.
I will fade into the shadows from time to time but when you need me just stand naked in front of a mirror and say "giant hamburger" five times.
The result will be our secret.
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