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The Rules of National Socialist Acquisition
a. To each according to his ability to work the system.
b. Compassion without coercion is useless.
c. Never ask, when you can use the government to take.
d. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy are undertaxed.
e. All we want is what's yours.
f. Class envy makes a good running mate.
g. Never feed the hungry on an empty stomach.
h. A liberal without guilt is no liberal at all.
i. Entitlements and handouts will always overcome freedom and opportunity.
j. Beware of relatives giving speeches.
k. Citing Global Warming yields more cash than pointing a gun.
l. Moral choice is a complex personal issue that is better defined by focus groups.
m. Never argue with a loaded Kennedy.
n. Labor camps are full of people who opposed someone's beautiful dream.
o. Entitlement is the easiest way to enslave a population.
p. Democracy has limits. Dictatorship has none.
q. Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach him how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter.
r. Money taken as profit is immoral; money taken by government is the highest form of Lightworking.
s. Poverty is no crime. Better yet, it's an excellent source of votes for the Democrat party.
t. There's nothing wrong with big business as long as they donate to anti-business causes.
u. Never cross Michelle Obama.
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