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I think you're adding some psychology into the mix there seaver...I usually would rather have a hummer as a prelude, rather than as a substitution. I tend to think that it's a little harder to give oral sex to a woman, but then again I've never sucked dick. However, given the relative size difference between the clit and the head of a cock, and given the angles involved, I'd say it's harder to eat pussy well than it would be to suck some dick. With dick sucking you can keep the head wet, and basically jack a guy off and you're probably golden. And you can do it from your knees in a straight on fashion, or at the least the dick is usually going to be 6 to 10 inches up from the general croch area. Eating pussy, however, you're trying to repetitively lick a 1 mm^2 region, in time, while (usually) thrusting your fingers into the vaginus canalis majoris, on counter time, all while prostrated on your knees, head stuck down at a "listening to the ground for buffalo" angle. That shit takes some talent, and some ability to deal with muscle cramping...because the shit you can't do is get her 85-90% of the way home, then call a 5 min break while you do some yoga to get the muscles in your neck and back to stop twitching.
That said, I respect the fact that shoving a bratwurst down your throat, while coiling your hands around that shit, fending off attempts to have the guy slam your head up his balls somewhere, and knowing you're going to get popped with a geiser of stale molten cheesewhiz can't be the easiest thing to pull off. And you have to look enthusiastic, because nothing is worse than a malaise blowjob. And avoiding scrapage.
I'd say they both have their challenges, but as in so many other ways, women pose the greater challenge, the greater reward, and the greater mystery.
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