A-fuckin-men, brother Phil. It's a fan-fucking-tastic day here in Northern Fucking Virginia. The Sun is fucking shining, the birds are fucking singing, and in 2 fucking hours I am fucking out of here for the weekend. Whooptie fucking doo.
/ Saw Young Doctors in Love the other day. I want to go see the Philadelphia Fucking Philharmonic. I understand their new guitarrist is out-fucking-standing.
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