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Wow, I can just picture two porno guys hanging out at a bar complaining about their jobs.
Big Jon: My God, I'm gonna have to punch someone if another cameraman films between my legs! I'm trying to work here.
Jackhammer: Man, I know what you mean. I've been poping Vs just so we can finish a scene. And with those multi-angle dvds, those are 8 hour shoots.
Big Jon: Dude, you gotta watch out when taking Viagra. I heard Everstiff was still hard all night after work. He was rushed to the hospital when his bladder burst.
Jackhammer: You mean he couldn't pee?!
Big Jon: Nope, he popped like a water ballon. They say he'll be on disability for a few months.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."
Roger Zelazny
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