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Old 01-22-2009, 02:25 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by nooly View Post
as something women want..but can't necessarily get......are you that naive?
Apparently so. Maybe you can help me out here.

Please detail situations where women want sex and can't find a partner. Also include realistic statistics. If the woman weighs 400 pounds or the man is sub 3.5" in the cock-a-lock-a range... it may throw off your argument a little.

The "I'm in a relationship and can't get sex!" excuse is total bullshit... whining that is best reserved for the "Post Your Emo" thread. Either resort to TFP Universal Response #1 (Communication!) or resort to Crompsin Universal Excuse #2 (Pack everything you own into cheap drawstring trashbags).

In the name of the father, and the son, and the Giant Hamburger... I have seen the reproductive organs of both sexes and have determined that sex is like baseball: somebody throws and somebody catches. Guys can throw all they want, but if a girl doesn't wanna play catch... you don't have much of a game.
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