My dog and I were playing in the snow. He's dumb as a bag of bricks, and did one of those quick jumping turning around things dogs do when they play, except he was too close to me.
His skull hit my knee, the blow swept me off my feet and made me eat some snow. Had to wait a bit (and curse) before I could start walking back inside.
Oh, and the dog is fine. He weighs about 100 lbs, and his head is as big as mine, so he just looked at me with a "what are you doing?" expression.
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