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Originally Posted by dlish
what happened to the 'thank you for a goodnight and spending 250 dollars for dinner' blowjob?
have things change since?
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$250 for dinner? Are you serious?
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Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy!
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 Okay, so I decorate my fridge with a collage of pictures. Just as much family as there is friends, though. 
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Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.
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 I see this one aaaaaall the time.
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