In this thread I would like to see some Jokes or Funny Shit you have written, or made up . Please post all 
 
Here are a couple of my own. 
What do you call a Midget that plays C.D.'s?
A Compact Disc Jockey
HEhehehehe 
 
And another one I made up is about our New Light rail System. You know how in San Francisco they have BART? Bay Area Rapid Transit? Well, I live in Salt Lake City, and they call ours TRAX, But I think My Nickname is better...SLUT  Salt Lake Urban Transit 
