Originally Posted by belez

.....If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

.....If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

.....If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

.....If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

.....So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.