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We should all get to have broad swords, though.
Everybody knows that Hamilton wrote in "On Liberty and Cutting Shit Up" about how the last refuge of scoundrels was in two pieces on either side of his arcing broadsword.
I mean, if the man comes aknockin, he sure isn't going to want any of what you got if you answer the door with a broadsword in your hands. I don't give a fuck, son. Y'all bitches can die on your knees. Me? Ima go down swinging a giant, throbbing broadsword.
They're good for home defense too, provided your hallways aren't too narrow.
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