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Old 01-07-2009, 05:18 PM   #286 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Derwood View Post
you haven't answered the question of why you haven't taken up arms against the government for all the OTHER freedoms they've taken away
...I was kinda pissed when they started putting parental warning labels on gangsta rap CDs. Thought I was gonna have to grief-grip the gat and pop a cap in some cracker mofo with my chrome-like-my-spinners point-five-oh Deagle.
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Originally Posted by roachboy View Post
does this have something to do with black helicopters?
And why does it have to be black, huh?

...

Ya know... most military helicopters are black. Even... get this... even the UH60 Blackhawk. Maybe the military is out to get people. Oh snap, THEY DO!

/pointless contribution to constipated thread
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Originally Posted by timalkin View Post
Just bend over and receive the ass-raping quietly, since your guns will be ineffective against a modern military force.

How about this: You receive your ass-raping quietly. I'll fight instead. Don't limit my options because you think we've already lost.
Holy smokes!

Timalkin, take a second and think about this: You come across like a blithering paranoid jackass to all these illuminated never-seen-a-gun types who assume meat comes from a magical wormhole in the back of the grocery store and that this country was somehow peacefully founded on sunshine, rainbows, and equality. They figure the police will protect them from bad guys and that self-sufficiency means being able to afford a BMW.

I can play devil's advocate with the best of them in the pro-gun circle, but doing the played-out Red Dawn "Wolverines!" war cry in a very clearly anti-gun dominated politics thread is a great way to get pigeon-holed as a nutjob with a lukewarm IQ. Hell, you can still go spend $400 on a shitty Beta-C mag.

That and it makes more... verbally conservative... gun owners look bad. I'd lay down last month's MGIB payment that I own and have used more firearms and firearm-related accessories than most goofballs here at the TFP (outside of those who play with guns for a living) and ya don't see me waving the Turner Diaries and donning my pro-mask. They're a hobby most of the time and let's not forget that. I believe that guns are not a way of life unless you're in the military... or... live in Israel. Part of the responsibility of being a good gun owner is showing the enjoyment they provide as a hobby, how they can be used for good (self defense for women, for example), and that they're inanimate objects that are no more dangerous than ice cream cones or beige Victoria's Secret panties when there isn't a human there to operate them. The "...the Man out to get me!" argument is a total turd and needs to be flushed from the minds of pro-gun people who wish to be accepted by a society that has largely given up on freedom in exchange for a feeling of safety.

Point: Relax.
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