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Old 12-30-2008, 10:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
settie
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Teledildonics/Bluedildonics - ever heard of them?

Anyone ever heard these words before? I know I hadn't until maybe half an hour ago.

I had heard awhile ago about a toy in Britain that uses text messages to control the vibrations from one of those bullet vibrators. Cool. :P

I first heard anything about it maybe 2-3 years ago, and my curiosity was piqued. At the time, it was only available in the UK from what I could see. Bummer.

I thought about it again tonight, and have spent hours looking for information. Its very hard to find any, to be honest. Here's what I've come up with.

For those of you that don't know what they mean:

Teledildonics are sex toys controlled through the internet. So far, there seems to only be one toy in existence that lets this happen, "The Sinulator." It looks like a remote control that works with 3-4 different toys. It is given a name, registered on their website, and from that point, anyone that knows its "name" can make the toy work. Interesting to say the least, but very much so confined to the computer.

Bluedildonics are sex toys controlled via Bluetooth Technology! Wow, am I the only one that finds that fascinating?! There only seems to be one toy in existence right now, "The Toy," available in the UK, and the US. Though, the US site doesn't even seem functional right now, as ordering the toy doesn't work (from what I could tell, at least). Unfortunately, it seems to only work with selective phones....just because your phone has bluetooth, doesn't mean it'll work.

I must be crazy, because I REALLY want "The Toy." My boyfriend lives 10 hours away from me, and we don't even see each other every 6 months. (Being a poor student sucks)

I think it would put such a crazy spin on our relationship sexually if we had this toy.

Of course, I run into several problems. One, I live in Canada, and its as if no one here has heard of this. Ever. Two, my phone isn't compatible, or at least I think so.

So I'm asking you TFPers

-Do you know about them?
-What do you think about them? Interesting? Stupid?
-Does anyone have one of them?

Or, if you know any more than I do, please share your information.

*sigh* I'd really like to get one. :P haha.
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