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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
This isn't necessarily an automatic threesome.
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NO WAY! Hah, I guess I don't have to mention the utter absurdity of this entire concept. "We" (men / at least 2 standard deviations of us, anyway) are very clearly in a long term monogamous heterosexual relationship and "we" get a "lesbian" slobber-knocker situation without any warning or precursor? How well do we know and understand our partner? Did we meet them yesterday? Perhaps off Craigslist?
My life isn't a soap opera. Somebody fill me in on what it is like.
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Hah, "royal we" indeed.
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I guess my problem with this Jerry Springer scenario is everybody stresses the "cheating" part without the "Why is my partner suddenly a switch hitter?" I'm pretty sure my s/o would rather make out with Patrick Stewart than any woman. We can understand infidelity... but sexual orientation flip-a-roo is another flavor of Rubik's cube. I can understand my partner bouncing upon the turgid flesh pistol of another man... that's standard issue infidelity... but I can't imagine her tongue spelunking in the moist reproductive portal of another woman. Hah, my head would totally 'splode like that one dude in
Scanners. And not in a good way.
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Me? I miss the point.