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Plan9 · 12-30-2008, 04:50 AM

God, this is simple to figure out. Same rule as most threesome threads. It's the Penis Factor. As long as we're the only penis involved, we don't care who's doing what. And seriously... what man is going to object to multiple sets of female goodies to ogle and/or fondle? Hell, we spend a good portion of our lives staring at breasts.

This situation: I'd be willing to bet that, within at least 2 standard deviations (somebody check my math), this situation can be classified as "impossible bullshit fantasy" and is better used as fap-fap material on a lonely Saturday night... and not something with which to cultivate (more) gray hairs.

Turns out that men primarily think about "just putting it in her" and "let me do what I want" while women primarily think about romance / sunshine / puppies. We're wired that way with few exceptions, in my experience. I believe it helps us procreate and come up with soap opera scripts.

I've also determined that the longer you're in a relationship, the less important sex / sexuality becomes. At least with your current partner, anyway.

People either get hobbies (like buying guns or golf clubs)... or they use other people as hobbies (like your exotic Italian mistress, Claudia).

12-30-2008, 04:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	God, this is simple to figure out. Same rule as most threesome threads. It's the Penis Factor. As long as we're the only penis involved, we don't care who's doing what. And seriously... what man is going to object to multiple sets of female goodies to ogle and/or fondle? Hell, we spend a good portion of our lives staring at breasts. This situation: I'd be willing to bet that, within at least 2 standard deviations (somebody check my math), this situation can be classified as "impossible bullshit fantasy" and is better used as fap-fap material on a lonely Saturday night... and not something with which to cultivate (more) gray hairs. Turns out that men primarily think about "just putting it in her" and "let me do what I want" while women primarily think about romance / sunshine / puppies. We're wired that way with few exceptions, in my experience. I believe it helps us procreate and come up with soap opera scripts. I've also determined that the longer you're in a relationship, the less important sex / sexuality becomes. At least with your current partner, anyway. People either get hobbies (like buying guns or golf clubs)... or they use other people as hobbies (like your exotic Italian mistress, Claudia). __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-19-2010 at 08:45 PM..