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More Fishing
An old cajun man, well over his limit in redfish pulls back into the dock and is greeted by a rough looking game warden who demands he open his ice chests.
"Do you realize that you are over your limit?" asks the game warden.
"Oh no, cher. You got me all wrong. Dees are my pet redfish. I jus take dem out here to swim ever day about dis time so dey can get som exercise. When dey is done, dey jump right back here in dis ice chest." replied the old cajun man.
"That's the worst lie i've ever heard," said the game warden, getting out his ticket book.
"For true, cher! I show you rait nah!"
"This, I have to see..." putting his ticket book away.
The old man dumps the ice chest full of fish into the water and the fish disappear.
An hour later, the game warden is getting impatient and says, "Well? Where are the fish?"
The cajun replies, "What fish?"
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