After clocking a car at 82 mph in a 40 mph zone in Ocala, FL, a sheriff's deputy pulled the driver over -- and caught a huge whiff of alcohol on the driver's breath. Tina M. Boggess, 41, allegedly didn't pass a field sobriety test and was taken to the Marion County Jail. Before she could be booked, jailers asked Boggess to remove her shoes. Deputies noticed that she took them off along with the rest of her clothes, holding on to the wall because she couldn't otherwise keep her balance. Deputies then gave her a breath test, which came back at 0.157 percent, nearly twice the legal limit for drivers, and she was booked for drunk driving. It was her first DUI arrest.
So perhaps it's just an old habit that she gets undressed for the guys as soon as she's fully drunk...
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