Originally Posted by onesnowyowl

Would you make him sing "Dance Magic Dance" on command? Because I would.

And then I would make him change into early-80s regular Bowie and make him sing me "Let's Dance."

And then I would demand that he change into his Aladdin Sane era persona and sing me "The Jean Genie."

I guess what's what I want, a shapeshifting David Bowie who can alternate between all of his various personas of varying eras and sing me songs accordingly, like a superhuman jukebox!