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in order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be chuck norris
the bible says samson killed 15,000 philistines with the jawbone of an ass. when god asked chuck norris what he thought about that. he said "thats one way to do it." god laughed at chucks wisdom, and said, "i knew you were going to say that."
we all know the magic word is please. as in the sentence "please dont kill me." too bad chuck norris doesnt believe in magic.
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