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Observe the tilt.
Embrace the tilt.
Let the tilt touch you in places that require a written consent form.
Get your clothes on and sneak out before the tilt wakes up.
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Common thread? We're all god-fearing porn-haters.
Me? I'm into cynicism and modern firearms (1865+).
I'm an expert in duct tape, zip ties and 550 cord.
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I may be the village idiot.
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