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** The momentary "deer in the headlights" look he gets when I ask, "Babe, do these pants make me look fat?" Priceless. Just priceless. (and you guys thought we were asking because we really wanted your opinion bwaaahaahaahaahaa!!)
** How he trips over his tongue and completely forgets what he was talking about if I merely lick my lips while looking into his eyes. Whether or not he is talking to me. Whether or not his mother is present.
** How it makes his day to be able to open a jar for me when he thinks I can't open it myself.
** How he attempts to look confident and knowledgeable when I drag him into Victoria's Secret.
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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez
I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe
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