Originally Posted by Greg700

Hmm, do you think Bushmaster would offer me a consulting fee if I put their marketing department in touch with Lee Malvo?

Originally Posted by Bushmaster Firearms LLC and General Motors Corps.

Bushmaster and Chevrolet bring you the "Trunkmaster." Imagine the surprise on your innocent target's face as you indiscriminately blast them with your brand new 5.56mm Bushmaster rifle mounted discretely in the back of a brand new Impala. No front site, the heavy profile fluted barrel mounts directly into the fake trunk keyhole! The new Impala features fold flat Stow-N-Snipe rear seats and a cushy sniper mat for those long time periods when the target just won't come out of Kids 'R Us after 90 minutes or get off that fucking school bus. Cup holders have been replaced with FastMag receptacles, AM/FM/automatic police scanner, interior lighting is a subdued tactical red, and the spare tire holder has been replaced with a brass catcher. You've never experienced a mobile civilian-slaughtering platform this luxurious!

AND IF YOU BUY RIGHT NOW: We'll throw in a distraction-white Astro panel van, sans windows plus roof rack, absolutely free! It'll throw off the cops for weeks as they attempt to find your new Trunkmaster Impala.