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		 I do FEEL like an old fuck. Im a 27 year old freshman in a hippie college surrounded by 18 year old liberal douchebags armed a sense of moral superiority, frappachinos, $500 cell phones and Che t-shirts. Their world views are shaped by watching Carson Daily on TRL and spending a week in London with daddy's AmEx. The worst part is that I havent had the opportunity to bang any of them. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel. 
 
But you cant fault the neck beard for the impending fall of Rome. I blame the advent of vegetarian options at BBQ joints, The View and Ugg eskimo boots. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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