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Originally Posted by troit
So the alternative is to do what a friend of mine did 10 years ago - put someone elses urine in a microwave and then place said urine between two pairs of boxer briefs - and almost frying off his hot dog....  |
Of course my opinion would be that the alternative would be to remain drug free, but that is just my take on it. It is pretty hard to get the perfect temperature on a fake drug test, almost impossible really. Even under normal circumstances the urine can cool rather quickly, we tell people not to dawdle in the restroom. We have the no-sink, blue-water restroom so no attendant would ever be in the room to monitor collection. We don't really care what you do, how you do it, we are only there to sign the chain of custody paperwork and.. read the temperature off the side of the cup. What will they think of next...