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Old 11-20-2008, 01:37 AM   #15 (permalink)
dlish
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Originally Posted by luciferase75 View Post
They are. Trust me. I've been so horny a couple of times that I literally couldn't see straight. Once at work when I felt a sudden attraction to a girl I normally wouldn't have even dated. I was so worked up I nearly fell over just standing there. His issue might be boredom based (get that alot if I'm sitting around at home) or just a random huge surge of testosterone. I know between me and my wife, and for that matter between me and all the girls I've dated, no women have come close to the pure sexual urge men experience. After all, how many stories of men screwing everything they can in seclusion do you hear about, vs women? Horses, sheep, cantaloupe, a jar of jelly with a condom shoved in it, a hollowed out cucumber (poor man's fleshlight?), a muddy hole, themselves and in prison other men. Who normally pursues who at the night club? Who will say anything to get laid? Just some food for thought.

When we don't get laid, it can be downright torturous.

this just had to be said...

i cant believe you a cucumber fleshlight
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