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Originally Posted by levite
Am I the only one who is fervently hoping you don't mean that literally?
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One day while drinking a beer in a bar called "The Logger" I ended up in a conversation with a professional fisherman. I know irony. I'm not talking pro-bass type fisherman. I'm talking a "long liner." Don't think "A River Runs Through It" think 'A Perfect Storm." His brother was (is?) on the A&E series "The Deadliest Catch." He was pretty drunk and I asked him about his work and being out for days. Mainly I was thinking about my Navy days when he abruptly volunteered he could get four days minimum out of a pair of underwear. According to him first you turn them around, then inside out then around again. See no problem four days minimum.
I've made it a point to never wear my underwear more then 24 hours since that conversation. I'm also more likely to excuse myself to take a leak more quickly when speaking with people I don't know.