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Old 11-19-2008, 10:47 AM   #22 (permalink)
Harlot
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Location: Currently under a rock in Spain
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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad View Post
This is why I bought an iPhone.
Well i wouldnt been too sure using one of them on the porcelin throne! I once dropped my mobile down the toilet in my local bar, thankfully i hadnet yet "made my mark" as so to speak but i still wasnt putting my newly manicured paw down a u-bend, i wouldnt do it if someone paid me to.... which gave me the idea.

i opened the cubical and got some girl who lets just say was in a rather merry state clearly would have done anything for a free shot. I asked her nicely with the promise of a drink at the bar and whooosh she dove in there and for one moment i thought she was going to dunk for it in a halloween bobbing for apples sort of way! She grabbed my phone wrapped it in a paper towel and off we went to the bar for a shot each.

total cost to get my phone out of the shitter.......4 euros.
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