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Old 11-19-2008, 01:48 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by dlish View Post
ok..agreed to a certain degree.

but what about all those married men that masturbate? some even if their wifes, girlfriends and SO's are asleep in bed or around the house. how do you explain that one?

sometimes men just need to rub one out without the effort of going through the motions of getting their partner in the mood for sex. sometimes it just the need to get it over with.
Really? Marriage doesn't mean you get every time you want it . I'm lucky if my wife is in the mood once a week. I rub one out once or twice a day. No way in hell she could keep up, it's not physically possible for her.

I do agree on getting it over with though. Sometimes it's fun to get off solo, and sometimes it's just that you're in the mood and if your SO is grouchy or something, it's better to avoid the hassle (or wait) and do it yourself.

For us it's no big thang. She's seen me do it a thousand times and I've seen her do it many times as well.

I do remember one instance in high school though, that I look back on and laugh. I was dating this girl, although it was more like friends with benefits really. We skipped morning classes one time to hook up under the bleachers at the baseball field. I had my pants down and her's as well, and we were grinding and macking when I reached under to stroke it a couple of times. She stopped and looked at me and said you jack off, don't you??. At our ages now I'd say well...DUHHH, but back then we were both living at the orphanage I was placed in during the time. Jacking off was one of those "don't ask don't tell" things that the guys refused to speak of, and if it did come up, you'd get in a fight to prove it wasn't true. Everyone did it, and since we lived 4 to a room, NO ONE ever confessed.

Anyways, when she said that I had to get defensive and say NO! and continue with our making out, but the mood was going sour. Next thing I know there's a couple of kids we live with walking by who hadn't seen us yet. I somehow flew up, did a twist in the air over a diagonal steel support beam and ended up in the next support section of the frame, with my pants up and zipped. It was amazing. I wish I could move like that now LOL. That was more the highlight of the day than making out with Fay. We never made out again. Haha!
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