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Old 11-17-2008, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Queefing

The other night, I was having sex with my SO and it was late so it was the, "its late, I'm tired, have to get up for an 8am class but also unbelievably horny so lets bang one out" sex. We started doggy style, its the quickest way for me to cum since I can use my vibe easily. After I came, he wanted me to lay down on my tummy, and as we all know when you change positions you risk getting air trapped in you vag. We managed a smooth transition from hands and knees to on my stomach but as he started thrusting again and of course the inevitable air escaping noises escaped from down there. This has to be one of the worst/funniest sounds to hear during sex. We both laughed, but he was more preoccupied than myself, plus being already giddy from the orgasm only moments prior, I just couldn't stop laughing. Poor guy said every time I laughed it felt like I was trying to rip his penis off. I finally had to stifle my giggles by burying my head into my pillow so he could cum.

I thought this whole situation was hilarious and was incredibly thankful to have a man that could roll with the punches and laugh as well instead of being disgusted. Of course this isn't the only time its happened, but it was the first time that it happened in the MIDDLE of sex.

So ladies, do you have any funny stories about queefing, or any other unexpected sex situation for that matter? Since we all know that sex is not as glamorous as the media and porn make it out to be. There are unexpected moments that either make you grateful for the partner you have or leave you feeling completely mortified. So how did your partner handle it? Has anyone had any bad experiences, where their partner was disgusted?

Sorry if this is a TMI discussion, I just figured I had never seen it discussed here and it is very much a ladies' discussion.

*BTW who the hell came up with the term qeefing any way!
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