Pro's? Give me a break. I've heard about football on Sunday, but that's sacreligeous. Everyone knows that when a player graduates, he might as well be dead.
And real fans drink bourbon before, during and after games. Beer is what we serve the kiddies. And freshmen sorority girls that haven't learned to drink yet. No, brown liquor is pretty much a prerequisite for any real college football fan.
On a completely unrelated note, I hear that more beer is consumed on the day of OSU/Michigan than any other sporting event in the country. Which pretty much demonstrates my point, I guess.
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