Jazz, you made me laugh out loud!
I almost woke the baby!
Look, one day we'll trade off, whadda ya say?
As to who plays "real" football, we have had pro's longer. We were there right at the beginning.
As to our consumption of fermented barley & hops, well..
No offence but you guys don't even drink beer. You guys drink what I used to pee out the next day.