"Process mapping"
"In all actuality..."
"Whenever we were..."
"Usually always" as in "We usually always put the left shoe on before the right."
"99.9% of the time...."
"You're shitting me."
"Shut up."
My favorite lately to use when stupid people are annoying me is "Oh fer fok's saaayke" Brad-Pitt-in-Snatch style. It silences people quickly and makes them think.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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