Oh Christ, this is a hard thread to be honest in.....
Jack Black? Nah, too chubby.
Christopher Reeve from the Superman era? Probably wouldn't eat my pussy while sticking a lubed finger in my ass. Does he look like he know where the clitoris is?
Richard Pryor!!! You know he'd be a dirty fuck, do anything to please, and be thankful the whole time.
Bruce Lee? Pound the hell outta ya, that's for sure.
CHUCK NORRIS! No brainer. His dick has a dick, and it's bigger than yours.
Dan Dierdorf? Not for all the tea in China.
Elvis? Nah, once you got pregnant, he wouldn't touch you ever again.
You know who would be fun? Winston Churchill. He'd storm the beaches, and never surrender.
But most of all, it would have to be Ethan Hawke. What the fuck you say? That dork?
Well, he had Uma Thurman for quite a while, and fucking him would as close as I'm
ever going to get to her.
Bad writer, yes:
(Or is is my jealousy saying that?)
Greaseball motherfucker!
(Yes, I'm jealous. He was married to sweet, sweet Uma!)