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Old 11-06-2008, 04:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
Plan9
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The title of this thread seems to assume that I could possibly never retire. Scary.

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I'd do the motorcycle tour of the US thing. With DKSuddeth. It'd totally be a modern sitcom. The gun-toting stereotype and the gun-toting "liberal."

Get into metal sculpture. I'd love to put together big monsters out of scrap metal with welding equipment.

Gunsmithing. I've got some easy-to-do designs I'd like to try out.

Do some of the crazy man-against-wild stuff I've dreamed up.

Get a greenhouse and figure out how the food chain really work.

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Retirement day plan?

Fill the bathtub up with chocolate pudding and dive in naked... only to be discovered by my shocked partner.

When asked what the hell I am doing, I will reply with a sultry: "I'm your snack pack."
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golf...
Do you already engage in said activity?

Have you achieved retirement?

You have?

You're a success story!

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I wanna be like Uncle Phil when I retire.
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