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Unctuous? That's putting it mild for something so oleaginous, so pinguid and vomitous. I cannot think of another thing so malodorous—nay—mephitic!
There is no word in the English language strong or eloquent enough for a substance so iniquitous and nefarious!
How dare you, sir, bring up such insufferable memories of my childhood!
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This from a man who puts BBQ sauce on tofu.
Candy Corn rulez, tempeh droolz.