Hehe, good story, cybermike.
I have one just a little more embarrassing.
I was visiting my wife, (Alex the Barmaid, who had jilted the ghost guy) and son in Bowerstone, when one of the annoying male villagers that's been in love with my guy since near the beginning, suddenly walks into our bedroom.
It pissed me off because I'm always tripping over this guy, and since my real-life buddy was visiting, I was showing off a bit, so I decide to kill the villager.
My wife started screaming and a guard comes in to apprehend me.
Now, I had a choice to pay a 10g fine, do community service, or resist arrest.
My buddy asked me what happens if I did the latter, and I said I didn't know, but let's try it out!
The next thing I know, I'm in a shootout with the guard, then more guards show up, I kill a few, then I decide to kill all of them with a 4-star Shock AoE spell.
Unfortunately, along with killing all of the guards, it also killed my wife upstairs!
My son, Shirley, gets taken into child custody, and I'm on the run...
I hightail it to Oakfield to visit my other wife, (my first wife), and I go to give her an Expression, but I forgot what she likes, so I highlight her, meaning to press the Y button to bring up more info, but I forgot I had the safety off, and instead, I shot her dead.
Talk about shock! I suddenly had two dead wives.
I eventually got over it, and married again, and had a little girl named Jen.
Unfortunately, she ran off to adventure in the Hobbe cave, and when I went to look for her, I got distracted, and forgot about her. I believe she was turned into a Hobbe.
I'm scared to go see my wife. :P
This is a pretty good game. It's shown me I'm not cut out to be a family man.
